Well if you aren’t a pile of ashes already, it means you may have a chance in the event of a nuclear war.
No matter what don’t look!
The flash of a nuclear bomb could cause temporary or more permanent blindness which will not help you survive.
Where’s my skin?
In the obvious paradise of a nuclear wasteland, the dangerous radiation might make you melt like gone-off ice cream.
Find shelter which doesn’t kill you!
A basement or the middle of an office block will deflect most of the killer radiation as the ground or surroundings will absorb it as it decays.
Don't use conditioner!
Hey, I know those white flakes might bother you but it will bond the radiation to your hair, so when getting that skin-melting stuff washed off, don’t use conditioner. You might also have to get your radiated clothes as far away as possible.
Well, you did it, you’re alive for the time being. Now hopefully you can eat canned foods until help arrives, either to rescue you or with a body bag. I hope you have nice sleep, goodnight.